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Girls in Los Angeles like to say, “I’m not relgious, but I’m spiritual.” I like to reply, “I’m not honest, but you’re interesting“.

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.

“Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.”

“If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

“Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by ‘they’, I mean ‘computers’. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)

“Every operating system out there is about equal… We all suck.

Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the ‘most reliable Windows ever.‘ To me, this is like saying that asparagus is ‘the most articulate vegetable ever.

Any fool can use a computer. Many do.

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as ‘users’.

That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that–lacking zero–they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.

Good code is its own best documentation.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history–with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.